December 22, 2011

  • Christmas Sucks

    I really can't stand Christmas, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. The only time it really did was when I was a kid, I understood the receiving part perfectly well.

    First, I don't get why Christians hate it when people call it x-mas, I understand the whole concept of they don't like that 'Christ' in Christmas was taken out, but really... how much 'Christ' is there in Christmas in the first place?

    Secondly, why should I go out and buy someone else a gift, get all sorts of frustrated wondering whether or not they will actually like it, when they could buy themselves what they want and I could buy myself what I want and we each can unwrap our gifts from ourselves. I can't get beyond the 'exchanging' of gifts, it feels like I'm playing the lotto, first to decide if I even bought anything good, and second to find out if they bought anything good.

    People spend all sorts of money thinking that this is what you do on Christmas, I spent over $200 and I'm pretty sure that is chub change for some people. I thought about buying everyone, including myself remote control cars, then we could play destruction derby after Christmas, that would have cost me, for all the gifts, a whopping $120, and I think it would have been far more fun then all this other stuff.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love to give gifts, and I've given plenty. I just hate the fact that it isn't really a thing from the heart, it's more like something we expect. 'Well I bought you a CHRISTMAS PRESENT! Where is MINE!?' type thing.

    Christmas has a lot of potential to be awesome, but it's not.

December 19, 2011

  • According to You

    So this song According to You, by Orianthi just doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever. Actually, I take that back, it does, the thing that catches me off guard is it really isn't hitting in the direction I'm guessing she was hoping. She seems to be telling him she doesn't care that he doesn't care, but really she does.

    If I was the guy she wrote this song for this is what I would have noticed

    1. She wrote me a song and not him, he is just the one getting used to show me what I'm missing

    2. Obviously she misses me, and likes me better than him

    3. This line really sums it up for me 'Why can't you see me through his eyes?' = I'm attracted to you, and you should be a little more like this guy so I can ditch this guy and get back to being with you.

    4. She started and ended the song about how I saw her, not how he saw her.

    Okay, I'll stop making fun of your boots, that better?


    Picture Source http://melodicrockconcerts.com

December 8, 2011

  • Twilight's Eve

    So I hadn't planned on sharing any of this stuff on here. However, I figured what the hell, it's almost Christmas and it's been collecting digital dust for the past 5+ years, might as well drag it out now.

    This is a poem I wrote years ago, I don't really write this type of stuff anymore, but I hope you all enjoy it.

    On a twilight's eve, there was a little boy,
    He had nothing, but one simple toy,
    It was his life, his love, his imaginary friend,
    It was with him when all happiness seemed to end,

    This boy had no family, no friends, no home,
    He was a shadow in the world which passes unknown,
    While looking for food scraps his friend he found,
    A tempered child who wanted more had thrown it to the ground,

    The boy in tattered clothes had watched this well dressed kid,
    Pull toy after toy, from inside the bag hid,
    The poor boy eyed the worn toy as it was left behind,
    Ran across the street, he would care for it he made his mind,

    So then on, together, his friend and him played,
    And at night watched the stars as they laid,
    One day as he played with his friend,
    He looked and saw a little girl crying at the roads end,

    So he ran to her and asked her to play,
    But "I'm missing my family" is all she would say,
    He stood and watched her crying, then said,
    "This is my family, but you may have it instead"

    As he spoke he handed her his only toy,
    And watched her eyes light up happiness and joy,
    She ran off hugging her new toy tight,
    He smiled, and cried, and laid alone that night,

    Awaking the next morning he played alone,
    Wondering what it is like to have a family and home,
    Then he saw that girl with others, who was crying that day past,
    As they came, he knew he found a family at last.

December 7, 2011

  • The extent of piracy

    I for one like to game, it is cold outside for most the year where I live (and NO I don't live in Canada, though given current circumstances...) and I really really hate the  cold. I like to go skiing or snowboard once in a while, but I can't do anything cool and most the time I'm worried about taking a tree on face to bark.

    EzineArticles Cartoon


    So I tend to stay inside my warm house, not play paintball with frozen paint that make me cry, or build a snowman that makes my hands throb when I go inside a warm house. Nope, I just sit here and stare at my computer and lose all my awesome muscle I built up.

    Yes, I have the problem most wish they had, when I do nothing but eat, sleep, work, and play games, I lose weight, but that doesn't have anything to do with what I'm about to talk about. In fact, I was just trying to brag and make you feel bad so I could feel better about me having no life.


    Anyways, on to the point. Anyone who is a gamer, or at least has bought a game to play, has experienced the painful thing game companies like to call 'anti-piracy' measures. They want you to connect to the internet, type in a bunch of mumbo-jumbo, call 10 different people, and send in a photo ID just in case... or at least, that is how painful it feels sometimes.

    The irony in all of this is these companies are so dedicated to stopping people who are even more dedicated to not being stopped, they spend all sorts of money trying to figure this out. They even do some stupid commercials that are suppose to make them understand why downloading illegal copies of digital items doesn't make any sense, yet they actually don't make any sense.


    I remember when Battlefield 3 came out, there were plenty other issues beyond the activation (anti-piracy) step, such as EA's new, less than loved Origin program which you must have and must have opened to play the game. People were locked out of the game that they purchased because EA's activation process was all locked up, while, of course, those who pirated were already playing the game free of the painful process of waiting for EA to get their heads out of their ass.

    So, while they fight off people who are stealing their games, they drive more people into stealing their games... I mean, they might as well install a new device in all the cd-roms and any new gaming system that installs your game and evaporates your disk after installing. (In case you read this EA, I WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC)

December 3, 2011

  • The Jetson and Flintstone Conspiracy

    Towards the beginning of this month I was asked to write an essay, I was given the choice of what it would be on and so I chose the Jetsons vs the Flintstones. Upon my research I came up with a disturbing insight which was heavily influenced by the clip below.

    Here is my reason, and my supporting evidence that the Jetsons and the Flintstones lived in the same time

    Flintstone episode in the Jetsons

    For the Flintstones to be the Jetson's future then how did they get a hold of Flintstone footage? No, the Flintstones are a reality TV show for the skyrise civilization. Lets look at the Jetson's, in an episode called 'Elroy's Mob' (watch it here) Elroy watches a part of a Flintstones episode on another kids watch, the kid calls it the 'billionth rerun' implying that it has been on tv for a long time. However, there is also the fact that kids (and people in general) like to exaggerate.


    The other one I caught is 1 million times bigger!

    What does this mean though? For this to even be on television or as a movie, it has to have happened before the present. There are two options here, the Flintstones were from pre-historic times and the videos were preserved for millions of years. For that to even work you have to wonder how all the episodes were preserved for so long, seeing as many of our first films ever made have been lost, and that only started a little over 100 years ago.

    Why have a reality TV show and how does that mean they are in the same time? I'll cover this question in detail further on. All you need to know for now is that...

    Robots control EVERYTHING

    Think on this.

    Why does Mr. Slate fire George but always rehire him?

    The alarm clock in George's room forces him out of bed and MAKES him take a cold shower.

    The Flintstones have the same type of technology, with most of it being doubled by 'animals'

    Where are all the resources on earth?

    The robots control everything on earth and in the sky, they have separated humanity from one another, on one hand humans are completely reliant on them, George doesn't so much as lift a finger to put his shoes on in the morning, and the machines are so simple even their dog Astro can operate their vehicle. (Don't ask me why he can't just drive himself to obedient school then.)


    Your very own maid robot - Price: Your soul

    So why don't robots just kill all humans? Well...

    Humans produce years of renewable energy

    You don't have to be a genius to realize that we humans are highly adaptable, able to do a lot of complex things, can work simple or hard jobs, and we last a long time. We are also easily distracted if we don't watch ourselves. (George states he went to work once with shoes on his ears!) Why should a robot forcefully enslave us to do what we are already willing to do for a small price? Or worse yet, kill us and waste all that energy.


    Now that's a smart robot


    So how do they keep the skyrise people entertained? Plenty of ways of course, however, one of those ways is the Flintstones, why not make use of the security footage on earth while keeping an eye on those pesky dirt ball humans? The robots can't bring them to the skyrises cause that might plant the idea of going back to earth in the skyrise human's minds, they can't exactly kill them either because that would take from their efforts in the sky. So instead, rip all their resources away (probably need them for skyrise repair anyway) and make sure they don't figure out how to fly stone thousands of miles in the air.


    Or manage the paper spacecraft next.


    So now you're probably thinking, well sure, this all makes sense, but what about

    The poles that presumably hold up the skyrises!?

    Wouldn't the Flintstones see these strange poles shooting clear into the sky?

    To tell you the truth, I have no idea what those poles are even for, it's not for ground support though, that much is certain. In the Jetsons meet the Flintstones the skyrise begins to shake as the Flintstones are accidentally transported to the skyrises instead of the Jetsons. A statement is made that disqualifies the poles to be supporting the skyrise, at least from earth.

    "I don't know what is happening, it can't be an earthquake, we're not on earth."

    The effect of an earthquake would not only be felt in something like a skyrise if attached by a long support bar, the quake would be magnified immensely.

    I won't continue on, most of the evidence is already there in the video, I just had to clarify that the Flintstones are not the Jetsons future, they are the under-class society given this role by robots.

November 17, 2011

  • The internet is always right!

    Everything that can be invented has been invented.

    Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. patent office, 1899

    As I sat in class discussion the question came up about whether or not we as a society could cut down on pollution. Many said they believed things would get worse and there really is no turning back. I thought to myself that that seemed kind of depressing and negative, so I was about to bring up the quote stated above, but I didn't know who said it, nor could I remember the exact quote.

    Google.com here I come!

    I typed in quote 'everything invented'

    Surprisingly, this is a quote that really isn't a quote. Charles H. Duell never actually said this (nor is there evidence anyone else in the patent office actually said this) But hey, if the internet said it, it must be true!

    This got me thinking, one day, we will look back and probably think we know a quote was said that may not have been said. Something like this quote.

    'Every first person shooter that can be made, has already been made.' - Ben Chichoski Creator of Call of Duty
    (This could also go for Hollywood)

     
    What a fine game & expansion

    This game seems familiar, so does that guys face

    Why does everyone always have to be yelling?

    You're going the wrong way! - guy yelling in right hand corner to other guy posing for this pic hoping to be remembered as the hero

      

    Another guy posing for the camera ignoring the bloody battle behind him

    Wow, choppers! Do we get to fly these ones??

    Co-op was fun (this dude is actually yelling under that fabric)

    In this one you get a flame thrower! And this guy is also yelling

     

    It was somewhere around here people started to notice something was strange

       

    This is when we finally realized the internet was late in releasing the quote about FPS games.

    Call of Duty picture source

    Actually, that quote sounds good today, go ahead and copy paste that into your pulse, facebook, etc.

November 8, 2011

  • Thank You PETA

    So... I think PETA does good things, but I think they do a lot more stupid things. Perhaps someone needs to make a REAL organization for protecting animals. Honestly, I don't even remember what PETA stands for, I'm so used to hearing 'People Eating Tasty Animals' and "People Encouraging Terrorist Acts' type things that the actual meaning has slipped me.

    I think it's something like "We like to make noise cause we are bored." I think it's an entertainment industry maybe? I mean, how could THIS be real?

    http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/718153/battlefield-3-called-out-by-peta-for-sadistic-rat-stabbing/

    Come on DICE, the rat just wanted to play! You should have given it cheese!

    Thousands of virtual human lives lost every day from online crisis, not a peep, one virtual rat dies to save one of these human virtual lives and PETA has had it.

    Thank you PETA for giving my plenty to laugh about (unless you are successful with this claim, then I'll have to cry)

    See here how many virtual humans died, and died by a knife in just BF3s beta test.

    On a side note, Doritos has started putting AXE into their Chips.

    EDIT:

    So truth be told, PETA does not eat tasty animals, (or at least I don't think they do), however, they do KILL healthy animals who are not virtual.

    See here and here

    Now if that isn't a twist, I don't know what is.

August 1, 2011

  • So I'm slightly confused... and this must be the oddest things I've ever heard. Why would the military, the people who defend our freedom and give up a lot of their rights for it, be facing pay cuts or no pay at all?? Instead those who sit in congress get fat and lazy and spend our hard earned money on stupid shit like this

    They say the new generation is screwed up when the old one runs our country like this?? Maybe it's just carelessness passed down.

July 28, 2011