…Or is that monster slobber?

So I’m mostly just curious, and maybe this comes with the ‘how do you eat your reeses peanut  butter cup’

But you know how when you eat all your cereal and there is that milk in the bottom (which pisses me off every time.. it’s like the 8 hot dogs to 10 hot dog buns, WTF am I going to do with 2 extra buns!

Back to the milk. Do you

A) Drink the left over milk (like MissKatieSue fricken wierdo)

B) Add more cereal for the more so perfect milk to cereal ration (like lonelywanderer2… don’t try to lie)

C) You never have that problem cause you solved the worlds greatest mysteries (just like broknheartshurt)

D) You don’t eat cereal, not because you don’t like it, but because you have this problem of either missing the bowl while pouring, tipping the bowl after it is full, or you smoked to much pot and now you permanently have ultra short term memory loss such as Complete_loser

or

E) You really do one of A-D but just to one up me you made up your own stupid story.

So I was just checking my email and a friend of mine sent me this

You see, it’s all the odd people in life that makes it worth living. Who would I laugh at if it wasn’t for completely odd people like some of you I have seen here on xanga. So for that I am glad.

Because remember, I don’t hate anyone, I just think it’s… odd

All thanks to seriously_meredith we can say that http://buycostumes.com is no longer banned from existence. Read his encouraging comment here.

Oh yes, before that, I must apologize, the man was reported not to be in an elmo costume, he was actually in a grover costume, so I apologize that I am not a sesame street guru.

So here is what you have been waiting for, the costume that saves ‘buycostumes.com’

So if you have the time please stop by seriously_meredith‘s blog and let him/her know you appreciate his/her contribution to the well being of men and women everywhere.

ghettoblaster_xx, According to the last comment you sent me on your post here I believe you said that you like a guy if he can really put on the act of really being the part of the part he is roleplaying. (Don’t correct me if I’m wrong… it’s much funnier this way)

I have found you a place you can go to find many guys just like our gray eyed elf friend.

I wish you the best of luck, and don’t worry about that female in the line, there is no way she could steal every single one of those guys from you.

Xanga should be torn down just for letting this kind of retardation appear in an ad on their site:

I mean… really? Couldn’t you have demanded they don’t throw a fag in a costume? I mean, and I’m trying not to be vulgar cause believe it or not… never mind.

It’s like dudes in gay porn “Oh, I’m not gay, I only take it in the butt for lots of money”

Any guy who is truly not gay and takes it in the butt for money should be strangled, because there can’t be anything more uncomfortable then a dudes dick going in your ass (male on male remember that, I won’t complain if we hook up and you like it like that ladies) *Ahem*

As I was saying, if you get paid for a dick in the ass, yet are straight, what other messed up things will you do for money?
 
See what I mean?? All they had to do is put a fag in a costume and it leads straight to gay porn!

Just like this ad will drive this poor man to do in the next year (if he isn’t already)

Please Xanga, we can do without the guy in the elmo costume, it’s cute on kids, not men

Once again, I don’t hate anyone, I just think it’s… odd

I will admit… nothing!

Ok, actually I will admit one thing, I don’t know who BHSabrina is!??

I’ve narrowed it down to a few ideas, unfortunately she does role play (rp) and who knows if SHE knows her true identity still.

Ok, the list of names I have found are

Sabrina: definately not it though, rpers these days are sneaky

Patton: A dudes name sounds like, but that could be a big reason she now rp’s

Elle Allio: I once had a friend named Estelle whom we called Elle, she was however, much taller then 4 feet

Yes, odd indeed. another puzzling case of the lost identity of the common role player

PS. BHSabrina, you’re layout kicks ass, so if you still have webdesign +9 keyboard you should do mine

 
(Just in case you can’t read the little words under the pic WeblogCartoons

I always thought these things were intriguing, small quote centers where people can say random stuff, I wish I could remember where I saw this cause I would love to make fun of you personally

However, I don’t, but check out this awesome pulse.

‘My first pulse boom-boom…I’ll start with why do I owe my college $3500?! Whoaa. I hope they just forgot the loan or they suck at math.’

Either way, that college now sucks in my book for 2 reasons

1. I don’t want to go to a college that can’t do simple math, you’re going to be tutoring your teacher my friend

2. If they forgot, you had better start photocopying all your homework you do just to make sure they don’t forget where they put that last exam.

So if you read this my odd friend, you can let us know who you are, I don’t like to not be able to give credit to whom it is due.

Have you ever just browsed blogrings?? Take a look around, not only are there a billion odd names for them, but there are millions that only have 1 or 2 people. So next time you are bored you should go around blogs with only 1 person in them and congratulate that person for being next in line for being 1 of the oddest people I know.

I get it, you always have to start with one person, but check out this blogring ILoveQuotes:D notice that this ‘blogring’ has been on xanga for over a year and notice how there is only one person on this ‘blogring’.

Now notice the name I Love Quotes, how about you search that or even search, ‘love quotes’ or ‘quotes’ and find out how many blogrings there are about quotes. If you want a blogring of one person thats great, a bit odd, but great. Understand though, you might want to check up on some key words and realize your ‘ring’ is probably going to get to… well… stay at 1.

So check it out, I was sitting here thinking to myself, I really don’t want to go back to work but I am really bored right now as well. I was feeling a bit stupid last night and let my friend take my car to a party so now I am stuck right here bored as ever.

Of course however, the minute I get back into my work I’m going to freak out because well… that is super boring as well.
 
So enlighten me odd ones, what do you do for boredom at work or at home?
 
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So my friends, I have been not so busy looking for odd things because… well in all honesty you all are very odd and make my life for blogging very easy. ANYWAYS, check out this survey, and yes I filled it out at samsexharriman so if you want to see my response you can try to go there (Do fill out please {new pics coming soon!}), but you have to be cool my friend, very cool.
If you want to fill this out feel free to, but I actually just posted it to let you see it. Oh yea, I know some of you are crazy and stuff, so if you do copy this be sure to take out my comments after the questions

1. Would you have sex with me? Imagine you answer no

2. What positions would u want to be in? Now imagine how the hell you would answer this question when you have just answered the last question as no

3. Would u give me oral pleasure? This question makes sense, no I won’t have sex with me, but yes you can blow me

4. Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Again friends, if you have answered no, how can you even try to answer this?

5. Would you have sex with me on the first night we met? If I wouldn’t have sex with you why would you think I would want sex the first night? Is this a question for how much alcohol you need to buy me??

6. Would you give me a naked pic? Just cause I don’t want to bang you doesn’t mean I wouldn’t mind another pic for my collection, unless of course you just aren’t hot

7. Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? PLEASE PEOPLE! If you are going to make a survey you need to make those “If you answer question one as yes, please complete survey, if you answer question one as no, please skip questions 2-5,7-17

8. Would you handcuff me, tie me to the bed? This question can be answered even with a no though, because if she/he completely freaks you out this is an opportune time to get away

9. Would you join me in a 3-some ? If I won’t bang you would you think I’m going to bang you AND one of your crazy friends?

10. What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Quite sure of ourselves aren’t we?

11. Would you talk dirty to me while while we had sex?

12. Where would you like to be when we have sex?

13. Would you have sex with me in front of other people?

14. Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night?

15. Would you have sex with me in the rain, bending me over the hood of a car? Besides the obvious assuming I answered question 1 as yes, why must this be over a car hood?

16. Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno?

17. Would you have phone sex with me?

18. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to have sex with you? So here it is, they give you the illusion that they truly didn’t expect you to say yes, even though the whole survey just assumed you had said ‘yes’

Know any oddballs? Let me know.