December 7, 2011

  • The extent of piracy

    I for one like to game, it is cold outside for most the year where I live (and NO I don’t live in Canada, though given current circumstances…) and I really really hate the  cold. I like to go skiing or snowboard once in a while, but I can’t do anything cool and most the time I’m worried about taking a tree on face to bark.

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    So I tend to stay inside my warm house, not play paintball with frozen paint that make me cry, or build a snowman that makes my hands throb when I go inside a warm house. Nope, I just sit here and stare at my computer and lose all my awesome muscle I built up.

    Yes, I have the problem most wish they had, when I do nothing but eat, sleep, work, and play games, I lose weight, but that doesn’t have anything to do with what I’m about to talk about. In fact, I was just trying to brag and make you feel bad so I could feel better about me having no life.


    Anyways, on to the point. Anyone who is a gamer, or at least has bought a game to play, has experienced the painful thing game companies like to call ‘anti-piracy’ measures. They want you to connect to the internet, type in a bunch of mumbo-jumbo, call 10 different people, and send in a photo ID just in case… or at least, that is how painful it feels sometimes.

    The irony in all of this is these companies are so dedicated to stopping people who are even more dedicated to not being stopped, they spend all sorts of money trying to figure this out. They even do some stupid commercials that are suppose to make them understand why downloading illegal copies of digital items doesn’t make any sense, yet they actually don’t make any sense.


    I remember when Battlefield 3 came out, there were plenty other issues beyond the activation (anti-piracy) step, such as EA’s new, less than loved Origin program which you must have and must have opened to play the game. People were locked out of the game that they purchased because EA’s activation process was all locked up, while, of course, those who pirated were already playing the game free of the painful process of waiting for EA to get their heads out of their ass.

    So, while they fight off people who are stealing their games, they drive more people into stealing their games… I mean, they might as well install a new device in all the cd-roms and any new gaming system that installs your game and evaporates your disk after installing. (In case you read this EA, I WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC)

Comments (6)

  • Lucky me.  I’m not a gamer.

  • I feel you bro. And that last pic is a true statement, if I do say so myself. 

  • I love bf3.

    -sent from my pirated Car

  • EXACTLY!

    And… er… don’t some games come with a limited number of installs now a days…? >_<

  • @CaKaLusa - Hah, welcome to the future, I bet the Jetson’s downloaded their car too, pirates!

    @Lakakalo - I have no idea, but I know EA use to have an agreement on Origin that if you didn’t log into your account at least once every two years all your games you bought would be gone for no refund. They changed that since, which was probably a smart idea (and smarter idea to have not even tried doing that)

  • @TheOddestThings - Maybe that’s why George hides his illegally downloaded car in an innocent looking briefcase. :P

    As far as copy protections go, I’ve seen someone buy & install a game from a DVD, only to have to log into Steam and have an additional GB or two worth of “Upgrades”, none of which I’m guessing is DLC, in order to be able to play the game he bought in order to play.  Kinda’ makes me think of DOS games where you’d suddenly find your self at a prompt along the lines of “Please enter the fifth word of the third paragraph on the ninth page from the instruction manual.”  UGH.

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