ghettoblaster_xx, According to the last comment you sent me on your post here I believe you said that you like a guy if he can really put on the act of really being the part of the part he is roleplaying. (Don't correct me if I'm wrong... it's much funnier this way)

I have found you a place you can go to find many guys just like our gray eyed elf friend.

I wish you the best of luck, and don't worry about that female in the line, there is no way she could steal every single one of those guys from you.

Xanga should be torn down just for letting this kind of retardation appear in an ad on their site:

I mean... really? Couldn't you have demanded they don't throw a fag in a costume? I mean, and I'm trying not to be vulgar cause believe it or not... never mind.

It's like dudes in gay porn "Oh, I'm not gay, I only take it in the butt for lots of money"

Any guy who is truly not gay and takes it in the butt for money should be strangled, because there can't be anything more uncomfortable then a dudes dick going in your ass (male on male remember that, I won't complain if we hook up and you like it like that ladies) *Ahem*

As I was saying, if you get paid for a dick in the ass, yet are straight, what other messed up things will you do for money?
 
See what I mean?? All they had to do is put a fag in a costume and it leads straight to gay porn!

Just like this ad will drive this poor man to do in the next year (if he isn't already)

Please Xanga, we can do without the guy in the elmo costume, it's cute on kids, not men

Once again, I don't hate anyone, I just think it's... odd

I will admit... nothing!

Ok, actually I will admit one thing, I don't know who BHSabrina is!??

I've narrowed it down to a few ideas, unfortunately she does role play (rp) and who knows if SHE knows her true identity still.

Ok, the list of names I have found are

Sabrina: definately not it though, rpers these days are sneaky

Patton: A dudes name sounds like, but that could be a big reason she now rp's

Elle Allio: I once had a friend named Estelle whom we called Elle, she was however, much taller then 4 feet

Yes, odd indeed. another puzzling case of the lost identity of the common role player

PS. BHSabrina, you're layout kicks ass, so if you still have webdesign +9 keyboard you should do mine

 
(Just in case you can't read the little words under the pic WeblogCartoons

I always thought these things were intriguing, small quote centers where people can say random stuff, I wish I could remember where I saw this cause I would love to make fun of you personally

However, I don't, but check out this awesome pulse.

'My first pulse boom-boom...I'll start with why do I owe my college $3500?! Whoaa. I hope they just forgot the loan or they suck at math.'

Either way, that college now sucks in my book for 2 reasons

1. I don't want to go to a college that can't do simple math, you're going to be tutoring your teacher my friend

2. If they forgot, you had better start photocopying all your homework you do just to make sure they don't forget where they put that last exam.

So if you read this my odd friend, you can let us know who you are, I don't like to not be able to give credit to whom it is due.

Have you ever just browsed blogrings?? Take a look around, not only are there a billion odd names for them, but there are millions that only have 1 or 2 people. So next time you are bored you should go around blogs with only 1 person in them and congratulate that person for being next in line for being 1 of the oddest people I know.

I get it, you always have to start with one person, but check out this blogring ILoveQuotes:D notice that this 'blogring' has been on xanga for over a year and notice how there is only one person on this 'blogring'.

Now notice the name I Love Quotes, how about you search that or even search, 'love quotes' or 'quotes' and find out how many blogrings there are about quotes. If you want a blogring of one person thats great, a bit odd, but great. Understand though, you might want to check up on some key words and realize your 'ring' is probably going to get to... well... stay at 1.

So check it out, I was sitting here thinking to myself, I really don't want to go back to work but I am really bored right now as well. I was feeling a bit stupid last night and let my friend take my car to a party so now I am stuck right here bored as ever.

Of course however, the minute I get back into my work I'm going to freak out because well... that is super boring as well.
 
So enlighten me odd ones, what do you do for boredom at work or at home?
 
Source for pic

So my friends, I have been not so busy looking for odd things because... well in all honesty you all are very odd and make my life for blogging very easy. ANYWAYS, check out this survey, and yes I filled it out at samsexharriman so if you want to see my response you can try to go there (Do fill out please {new pics coming soon!}), but you have to be cool my friend, very cool.
If you want to fill this out feel free to, but I actually just posted it to let you see it. Oh yea, I know some of you are crazy and stuff, so if you do copy this be sure to take out my comments after the questions

1. Would you have sex with me? Imagine you answer no

2. What positions would u want to be in? Now imagine how the hell you would answer this question when you have just answered the last question as no

3. Would u give me oral pleasure? This question makes sense, no I won't have sex with me, but yes you can blow me

4. Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Again friends, if you have answered no, how can you even try to answer this?

5. Would you have sex with me on the first night we met? If I wouldn't have sex with you why would you think I would want sex the first night? Is this a question for how much alcohol you need to buy me??

6. Would you give me a naked pic? Just cause I don't want to bang you doesn't mean I wouldn't mind another pic for my collection, unless of course you just aren't hot

7. Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? PLEASE PEOPLE! If you are going to make a survey you need to make those "If you answer question one as yes, please complete survey, if you answer question one as no, please skip questions 2-5,7-17

8. Would you handcuff me, tie me to the bed? This question can be answered even with a no though, because if she/he completely freaks you out this is an opportune time to get away

9. Would you join me in a 3-some ? If I won't bang you would you think I'm going to bang you AND one of your crazy friends?

10. What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Quite sure of ourselves aren't we?

11. Would you talk dirty to me while while we had sex?

12. Where would you like to be when we have sex?

13. Would you have sex with me in front of other people?

14. Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night?

15. Would you have sex with me in the rain, bending me over the hood of a car? Besides the obvious assuming I answered question 1 as yes, why must this be over a car hood?

16. Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno?

17. Would you have phone sex with me?

18. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to have sex with you? So here it is, they give you the illusion that they truly didn't expect you to say yes, even though the whole survey just assumed you had said 'yes'

Know any oddballs? Let me know.

10 odd things on xanga

10. Everybody wants to be a xanga celeb but nobody wants to admit it (Ha! Now try denying that!)

9. The difference between being a nerd and being a true xangian

8. How often TheTheologiansCafe has ads up and half of them say something to the effect of resubscribing, leading me to believe 1. The posts covered must suck 2. This person has far to much time on their hands 3. If you are rich please send money my way because even though I may have slammed on you at least I just did free advertising for you

7. Kanpekisama

6. Yes, this is on xanga.... now, and if you don't think this pic is odd, well place your name on #5 (Isn't it odd to how pumpkin vader's lightsaber looks like a... well... anyways)
 

5. You who doesn't think the pic above is odd.

4. odiada if it wasn't for the shirt off... which still could be a cover up, is this really a guy?

3. Yes, I find it odd that you would say I'm mean and cruel for number four when you are thinking the exact same thing

2. Crossdressing Party (Pics!) God I just know they're going to hunt me down for this but... sheesh. I don't hate people at all, I just think it's odd.

1.

I left 1 blank because I know someone somewhere is going to give it to me without even realizing it. So in advance I think you are odd and your statement is odd and thank you for that.

*edit* I think I found that #1 I did 3 posts on this same guy and then found this other persons xanga through no relations that I know of and blam Late night xanga HOTTIE award goes too: and there is the post, what are the odds?